i love how most people don’t seem to realize that dirk is like NOT a socially graceful person whatsoever
because like
haha
oh my god
honey
kjfdkljhfdgjhfd
Best vine ever.
It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.
Nothing that happens is ever forgotten.
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
wait what was that even a coherent thought
The Toyota commercial just came on and I’m screaming
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you dont need drugs to have a good time
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY
ROXY’S POWER
IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING
THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY
IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY
STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS